John Carpenter Doesn't Understand Barbie - Here's Why And What It's Really About
Not everyone was a big fan of Greta Gerwig's subversive summer blockbuster "Barbie," a list which surprisingly includes horror director John Carpenter.
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Taylor Swift's Record Box Office Proves Movie Theaters Don't Need Big Studios
The record box office of Tayor Swift's Eras Tour release in theaters changes the game for studios already hurting from public approval of the strikes. -
Mike Flanagan's House Of Usher Proved How To Craft A Jane Austen Universe Series
Fall of the House of Usher isn't just the ultimate Edgar Allen Poe adaptation: it crafts a brilliant blueprint on how to bring Jane Austen's works to TV. -
Timothee Chalamet's Wonka Should Have Been A Villain In The Reboot (Which Tim Burton Nailed)
Tim Burton understood that Willy Wonka is the bad guy. This new movie is missing the point of Dahl's book. -
Criminal Minds: Evolution Does Not Need Spencer Reid & It's Better Without Him
Yes, we miss Matthew Gray Gubler. But "Criminal Minds: Evolution" has genuinely thrived in Dr. Reid's absence. -
Every NCIS Show Has The Exact Same Problem
NCIS has become one of the biggest TV franchises in history, but why does nobody ever talk about it? -
Blue Bloods Has Fumbled Its Villains & There's Only One Solution
Blue Bloods has a villain problem, and the Reagans are desperately in need of a worthy adversary. -
Deadpool 3 Will Ruin The MCU X-Men Before It Even Starts
Deadpool's about rip apart the X-Men for all they're worth, and he might just ruin the MCU's X-Men before they even arrive. -
Exorcist: Believer Faces The Same Mistake As David Gordon Green's Halloween Reboot
David Gordon Green is about to mess up his Exorcist movies in the exact same way he messed up Halloween. -
Aquaman 2's Box Office Won't Suffer The Shazam Curse
DC has had a string of flops lately, but Aquaman - and Jason Momoa - will turn the tide. -
The Clone Saga Should Be Spider-Man's Next MCU Story (Thanks To No Way Home's Cameos)
Let's hold off on Kingpin, Scorpion, or Venom: it's time for Tom Holland's Spider-Man to redeem the Clone Saga. -
Chucky Vs. M3GAN Needs To Happen (As Long As Don Mancini Is Involved)
Social media is dying for Chucky and M3GAN to face off, but it'll only work if Chucky's mastermind pulls the strings. -
Marvel Keeps Killing Its Best Heroes & Making Them Worse
Marvel needs to stop hyping up comic book death like it matters, whether it's Ms. Marvel or Dr. Strange, when everyone knows it's nonsense. -
Marvel's Canceled Deathlok Film Is The Black Mirror-Like Cult Classic We Need
Marvel Studios wanted to make a "Deathlok" movie with Robert Downey Jr. in the early 2000s, and now is the perfect time to consider resurrecting the project. -
Family Guy Should Never Have Resurrected Brian
Brian may be your favorite Family Guy character, but for the sake of the show, he needed to stay dead. -
Gen V Proves Amazon's The Boys Universe Soars Above Its Overrated Source Material
Amazon's adaptations of The Boys, Gen V included, are great. Garth Ennis' comics? Not so much. -
Saw X Hacks Off Spiral's Best Achievement (& Locks Itself Back Into A Continuity Trap)
Chris Rock's Spiral saved the Saw series. Now, Saw X could put it back into the ground, burying innovation under the weight of ludicrously excessive continuity. -
Disney Continues To Mess Up Luke Skywalker & Ahsoka Proves It
For years, Luke Skywalker has been the albatross hanging around the neck of "Star Wars." "Ahsoka" makes the problem even worse than it was before. -
Dragon Ball's Most Popular Story Needs To Die
Dragon Ball does this exact same terrible storyline over and over, and it's time to move on. -
Hollywood Strikes Are Saving The MCU & Making Phase 5 Better
Marvel's Phase 5 got off to a rough start, but the surge of Hollywood strikes and unionization have saved the day. -
The Batman Is The Perfect Blueprint For A Better Max Payne Movie
Max Payne deserves a great movie adaptation, and Matt Reeves' The Batman shows the way to do it. -
Modern Family Failed Haley's Story - Here's Whose Ending She Should Have Gotten
Haley deserved better, especially since the writers gave her perfect ending to a different character. -
Every Wrong Lesson Hollywood Learned From Blockbusters - From Dark Knight To The MCU
Sometimes, a great movie like The Avengers, Shrek, or Lord of the Rings comes out ... and Hollywood milks it to death in exactly the wrong way. -
AHS: Delicate Rips Apart The AHS Formula & It Could Save The Show
Ryan Murphy needs guardrails, and AHS: Delicate is finally going to supply them - by adapting a Danielle Valentine book. -
Every J.J. Abrams Show Has The Exact Same Problem
From Lost to Castle Rock, J.J. Abrams loves to tackle big, heady ideas. He also never knows what he wants to say about them. -
Harry Potter: Was Dumbledore A Good Mentor Or A Borderline Villain?
Dumbledore's secretive nature makes a strong case for him not being in charge of a bunch of kids. -
Harry Potter: Why Ron And Hermione Are A Perfect Endgame Couple (Sorry, JKR)
The whole "Harry should've been with Hermione" argument needs to die a fast death, because clearly she's meant to be with Ron - as the books prove.
